"I do believe in McRibs!"
Ok. For those of you who don’t know…I have a new interest. I really really really want to learn how to ride a bull. I know this is quite possibly my stupidest idea to date, but I can’t get it off my mind. I’ve been thinking about it for the last 2 weeks, ever since I watched it on TV with my Poppie. So…Jenny and I are planning a trip to Billy Bob’s or anywhere they have a mechanical bull. I’ll be the best damned mechanical bull rider you’ve ever seen…actually, I’ll probably be thrown in 2 seconds, crushing all my dreams of becoming the PBR’s World Champion and my face. Yikes, that could happen, couldn’t it? Hmmm…anyway, if anybody wants to come participate/watch Jenny and me…just let us know!
On an unrelated note (um, sort of), I just want to pour a little BBQ sauce on the block for the McRib. Jenny, it’s gone and now I guess we all believe you. We all though that the Farewell Tour was a desperate marketing ploy. If anybody wants to bring back the McRib (and, c’mone, who DOESN’T???), go to www.mcrib.com and click on the “Save the McRib” link. Sign the petition. Do it for Jenny. Do it for me. Do it for yourself, god help you,…you know you crave the rubbery pig-like goodness that is the McRib. Yum!
Um, so I promised enlightenment this week and instead I talk about beef and…pork (???). Tomorrow, I promise, will bring a deeper level of analysis!
posted by Kiki @ 2:29 PM
6 Comments:
There is a mechanical bull at Red River in Dallas! It's at NW Hwy and I-35. We can go scope it out sometime. I've been there once on like a Friday or Saturday night, and it was way packed out with cowboys. Fun!
And ew to the McRib!
Oh, and Lisa and I made SouthPark characters...I can't upload to here though. >(
McRibs rock!! I didn't even know there was a petition... that's way cool.
And Carri already knows this, but I will NOT ride a mechanical bull in front of a bunch of scary cowboys... NOT fun, Carrie!
bull riding sounds fun! but can i ride a cowboy instead!? = )
I will go to Billy Bob's with you guys...it's fun! But I won't watch ANY live bull riding. I'll see mechanical bull-riding, though...
Hey Lisa & Carrie, email me your SP pictures and I'll upload them onto my website and send you the URL.
~J~
BTW, Ricky your South Park picture is located at http://www.bebranded.info/Images/Ricky-SP-web.gif
(type that whole thing in and you will see it, and you can use that URL if you want to add your pic on Blogger.com, for instance).
A larger version is at this URL:
http://www.bebranded.info/Images/Ricky SP.jpg
Yay! So everyone's up for bull riding (and, um, Ricky's up for more mature activities)? Also, and more importantly, I hope that you all realize the gravity of the situation at hand and sign the McRib petition. Jenny, honey, I think you're only allowed to sign it once...
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